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The 5: Worst infomercial fitness products EVER
I'll be the first to admit it, I find infomercials to be some of the most entertaining programs on television. I don't really watch all that much TV, but the few times I do, I can't help but at least stop and watch an infomercial for a few minutes. My favorites definitely have to be the fitness infomercials.
Where else can you see such bad acting, even worse efforts of making "the old version" of an exercise look like it can break your back, and at the same time make absolutely mendacious claims about being able to make you fit almost overnight? Nowhere but in the magical, wonderful world of infomercials.
Here are, in my opinion, the worst 5 infomercial fitness products EVER:
5 - The Thigh Master. Suzanne Somers may look fantastic for her age, but let's face it -- it ain't because she used a Thigh Master. Squeezing together two pieces of plastic a total distance of about ten inches will do about as much for your thighs as squeezing a zit would. Even more ridiculous is the marketers' attempt to make it seem possible to get a bicep workout by squeezing the Thigh Master with your arm. Good luck not punching yourself in the face.
4 - Soloflex. Fine, I'll admit it ... I owned a Soloflex. Although it's a decent idea in theory, in practice it just doesn't cut it. The biggest problem with the Soloflex is that its resistance band "technology" (I always loved it when they called it that in the infomercial - as if they invented rubber bands) provided almost no negative resistance. Being that most of your muscle-building is done during this portion of the exercise (this is the lowering portion), you only received half of a workout. FYI: I ended up selling mine (at a huge loss) about eight months after I bought it.























