Jillian Michaels Cleanse and Burn: Does It Work?
Posted on Feb 8th 2010 12:00PM by Martha Edwards
So, 14 days, multiple tweets and many, many little capsules later, I'm done with the Jillian Michaels cleanse and burn program. First impressions? Not bad. Of course, let me explain in a little more detail. As I mentioned, the first seven days of the Jillian Michaels cleanse are the actual 'cleanse' part, also known as the detoxing stage. It sounds a bit rough, but in fact all I had to do was take a couple of capsules twice a day. According to the PR reps for the product, there's no need to follow any kind eating plan ("that's one of the selling points of the product ... no special diet is required," they say.) I, however, don't see the point in re-toxing while I'm de-toxing, so I loaded my fridge with plenty of fresh produce and made a plan to avoid sugar, salt, gluten, alcohol and most dairy.
Days one and two on the cleanse we're pretty normal, as in, nothing happened aside from me feeling a bit hungry. I even felt a bit bloated from all the water I was drinking. Then days three and four happened, and the part I call "flushing of the gut" started. Let's just say there was a definite case of the good old-fashioned runs. It wasn't painful or uncomfortable, rather it felt natural, and I didn't have any 'oh my god' moments where I felt like I needed the bathroom right this second.
And after that? Well, there's not much more to tell. The diet and pills continued, but the flushing seemed to mostly stop. It was actually a bit disappointing. Maybe I was all cleaned out?
At the start, I had been a bit worried about my energy levels during the cleansing portion, but as it happens I didn't need to be. I still went to the gym four times that week, and even spent a day snowboarding, an activity that requires large amounts of energy. I did have one afternoon on day three when I felt sluggish, and I was in a horrible mood on day four, but other than that, my life was business as usual.
Then it was on to phase two: The fat-burning phase. This phase involved taking a daily 'probiotic replenishment' for my gut, plus two daily doses of the fat-burning pills. Make no mistake, these so-called 'fat-burners' are no miracle concoction -- they're caffeine pills with a few herbs mixed in. I was a little worried about them after Charity at Social Workout admitted they made her feel "jittery and sleepless and hungry." Dr. Brent Bauer, the director of complementary and integrative medicine at the Mayo Clinic, who I spoke to before the cleanse, eased my fears a bit. "Most people respond quite well to caffeine," he said, but also pointed out that a cup of green tea would undoubtedly be a healthier way to get my fix.
After my first does of the pills, I understood what Charity was talking about. I did feel jittery, and that feeling lasted right up until my next dose at lunch. But after the second round, the jitters were much less noticeable, and seven days later they barely register (which is a bit scary in itself). I'm sleeping fine and am no more or less productive during the day. That said, the product recommends that you take the pills once with breakfast and once with your main meal, lunch or dinner (for me, that's lunch.) For the record, there is no way I would take these with dinner, because they're not exactly conducive to sleep. If you're thinking of taking them, I'd recommend you do the same -- avoid these at night time, even if it means adjusting your eating schedule a bit.The final verdict? All in all, my experience was pretty good. I never felt uncomfortable on the program, I felt cleaner and less bloated and I managed to lose three pounds in all. I'm not sure if these results are typical -- keep in mind that I did follow a very healthy eating plan for the cleanse part -- but having my jeans a bit looser is definitely a great feeling. Yes, I know it's mostly water weight, but it's helped motivate me to keep up with the health kick.
However, I'm not sure I'd do it again. I'd consider giving the cleanse part a go but even though I've adapted fairly well to the fat burning pills, I'm still a little wary of them. Like Dr. Bauer said, I'd rather get my caffeine from a cup of green tea or coffee than an expensive little red bottle adorned with Jillian Michaels and her accusatory stare. Plus, I don't think they help -- I lost four pounds when I was on the cleanse and actually gained one back during the fat burning phase.
Have you tried it? Would you? I'm curious to know.














