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Tony (Horton) Hears a Who

The Good the Fat and the Hungry

Categories: The Good, The Fat and The Hungry, Fitness, Motivation

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What my sexy neighbor Andre' says to do, Karla does. We've worked out together, and he is intense. He pushes me hard, but I don't mind. He refuses to let me give up, so I don't. The time between our sessions may be days or weeks, but I always walk away feeling proud and accomplished.

One day Andre' mentioned Tony Horton's P90X DVD fitness series. He said he'd been using it and then pulled up his shirt to show off his results. I visually saw the difference between cut and ripped. After wiping the drool from my lip, I said, "wow!" He gave me his version of Tony Horton's muscle confusion concept and how the program had worked for him. I listened intently and decided to find out more.

The following day, I was fortunate enough to catch the infomercial. I saw Tony Horton talking about P90X, and I immediately thought, "That's my baby daddy right there." Oh, but that's probably not the thought you guys care about. My second and more weighty thought was, "Dang, could I do this? Could I have six pack abs? Could I take my fitness level to the extreme?" Listening to the conviction in Tony's voice about the program made a hint of belief creep in.

See the photo to the right? That's me! Well, I mean, that's my head. I have no idea whose abs those are, but thanks to PhotoShop and my girl Waj, I could be looking at the future me. According to Tony Horton, also known as the "10-minute trainer," I can have those abs, and he's much too hot to ever lie.

I decided to give P90X a shot. I popped in the first DVD -- Bring it! Tony had me amped enough to preview DVD #2 -- chest and back. OK, so now I'm seeing what extreme means, and I wish I had Tony Horton's number so I could call and ask him who the hell can do this? I certainly couldn't. The workout was extreme and packed with moves I felt were too advanced for me. I packed P90X away and revoked Tony's baby daddyship privileges.

The next day, I took a package to the mail room and what are the guys talking about -- P90X! They give me their thoughts, according to what they'd seen and heard, so I decided to talk about it with my trainer, Jake. He reviewed the material, gave me his thoughts and we were off to the fit test. We went to a beautiful park filled with exercise equipment for the serious minded -- let the fit test begin. Although it was tough and I struggled in some parts, I did fine, until I got to the pull-ups. Jake did his pull-ups with ease to show me how. I was up next. I stood looking up at the bar. It looked harmless enough. I proceeded to reach up (so far so good), I grabbed the bar just fine, and as soon as I go to pull up -- something farted! I don't know if it was Jake who was trying to help lift me or if it was me from exertion. For all I know, it might have even been the bar itself, I'm still not sure. Either way, I don't know who did it, but there it was. The fit test was over, the air was foggy -- and I was mad at Tony all over again.

After recovering from the comic relief, we discussed P90X seriously and at length. Jake talked about any current limitations he thought I may have, but he felt like I should give it a try. Thanks to Tony Horton's well thought-out plan, the variations using the bands will help overcome my limitations. However, I will do pull ups!

My first thought about P90X was that you'd have to be in optimal shape to attempt it, but the more I watched it, the more that changed. I began to see that Tony encouraged me to move at my own pace and comfort level. I didn't have to match his reps, I could work the program within the confines of where I am today. Building a body that's ripped and toned is similar to that of a mountain. It won't be done in a day, and it will take hard work. I'm glad I was smart enough to revisit it and take a second look.

As for the DVD itself, I found Tony to be both warm and engaging. I also appreciate that the folks working out with him are real people and not Barbie dolls. They share a camaraderie that is genuine. Plain and simple, as hard as the program appears to be, I am motivated to at least try. I have teamed up with a partner and August 1 marks the date that I BRING IT! Stay tuned.

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