Kate Moss - Not Pregnant, Just Eating Like She Is

I was pretty miffed a few months ago when the cashier at the local grocery store asked when I was due (I'm not pregnant), but it's nice to know I'm not the only one -- even super skinny Kate Moss has awkward moments like that. Recently, the tabloids were buzzing with the supposedly 'confirmed' reports that Moss, 35, was expecting another little one with boyfriend Jamie Hince. Supported by photos of the star looking a bit heftier than usual, even Moss's close friends were ringing her with congratulations.

But, alas, Moss recently admitted that she's not expecting -- she's just eating a bit more than usual. "Even my friends are phoning me up and saying 'Are you pregnant?' And I'm like, 'No! I just put on a couple of pounds, and they went in the right place," she explained to "The New Yorker," adding that she's recently "grown breasts," and "just started wearing bras," which is "great timing" for the launch of her lingerie collection."

So when she gains weight, it goes straight to her breasts? Lucky cow. Do you believe her?