Snoring Burns Calories and Makes You Fat - How's That for Confusing?

Do you regularly spend your nights sawing logs while your partner quietly struggles to not suffocate your with the pillow? Well, there's at least one good thing about snoring: It burns more calories than regular plain old silent sleeping.

According to experts, a loud snorer burns, on average, 2,000 calories a day while at rest, while the slight snorer burns a mere 1,626. Though I'm guessing that's little consolation to said partner.

Before you defend your noisy sleeping habits as good for your waistline, keep in mind that snoring is actually more likely to cause weight gain. According to a study out of England, "Changes in body weight are associated with changes in sleep-disordered breathing severity. It is unclear whether weight gain is simply a cause of sleep-disordered breathing or whether sleep-disordered breathing may be associated with alterations in energy metabolism that, in turn, lead to weight gain."

The natural conclusion? Stop snoring. Oh, it's not that simple? Dang.