There's nothing super skinny about the new face of CoverGirl, and that makes me happy. It makes me happy for me. It makes me happy for you. We're real people, after all, and it's nice to feel represented by a famous girl who rocks a look that is healthy, fit, and far from waify.

My favorite talk show star Ellen DeGeneres says she's been practicing in the mirror for years for her new gig. She's hyped. She's ready. Let the ads begin.

Print and television ads will hit the scene in January 2009. Look for the 50-year-old's smiling face promoting Olay's newest product -- Simply Ageless Foundation. It's a first-of-its-kind anti-aging product for a first-time model, who couldn't be more thrilled that all her practice is finally going to pay off. Want a sneak peek? Here it is.

Clearly, success (she's getting six figures) comes in all shapes and sizes. I love it.