Look at that body. Just look at it. I've been looking for a bit, pretending it's mine and realizing I'm far from such perfection. If that were me sitting to your right, you'd see a bit of cellulite on the legs, a little love on my handles, a few scars on the side of one breast, a scattering of little blue radiation tattoos in the general boob area and one very obvious tummy tuck scar, running from hip to hip (hey, don't judge, I had two 10-pound babies who did a real number on my belly ). Nope, I'm no Jennifer Aniston. That's OK. She can have all the glory. I'm happy for her. Really.

Jennifer, the 39-year-old former Friend and movie star too, hides behind nothing more than a necktie, her hands and a bent leg on her new GQ cover. Apparently one sassy interview is tucked into the pages of this glossy publication (check it out when the mag arrives on stands December 23), and it seems this beauty has lots to say about boyfriend John Mayer.

"Honestly, did not know much about him before I met him," she says. "I'd heard ... you know, uh 'Your Body' – that song. But what I can say is that I had no idea what an extraordinary musician he is. And it's just great to sit and be witness to that. It's kind of like, Whoa!"

Whoa! Must be what Mr. Mayer thinks when he looks at this goddess. How can he not?