Don't cha knoooow? Chocolate covered bacon is nasty!
Posted on Sep 2nd 2008 9:00PM by Fitz K.
Yuck! I just watched a little news bit about Minnesota on Fox News. They were featuring the state as it is hosting the Republican Convention in St. Paul. (That title is meant to be read with an adorable accent.)
Apparently all the folks in Minnesota aren't in "the know" about health. On display in this feature was an obnoxious amount of fried food being carried around on sticks. Mmmmm. Heart disease. Corn dogs, fried chips, fried meat and to top it off, chocolate covered bacon!
Would you ever even consider eating this? It looked pretty fowl to me, though I am fairly particular about what I put in my mouth. I can only imagine some guy sitting in a diner one day thinking, "how could I improve on this strip of pig fat? I know! Let's dip it in chocolate!"
Sometimes I think I've seen it all, but then I learn about chocolate covered bacon. Looks like I'm going to have to launch a full speaking tour in Minnesota. The state looks lovely. I'd hate to see even one resident pay the price for that horrific concoction. Just say no!












