What foods women crave most

Being a guy, there is little I know about what foods most women enjoy. Come to think of it, being a guy, there is little I know about all things women enjoy (except for some things, that is -- bom chicka wah wah). Anyway, to help come up with a list of what foods the fairer of the species fixates on, I turned to the popular magazine Self for some answers.

In almost no time, I came across an article about the foods that women crave most, based on a study conducted at Tufts University in Boston. In reading it, I learned that...

31 percent of women report chocolate is their most coveted food

24 percent of women say their strongest desire is for salty snacks

10 percent of women admit they regularly have an urge for ice cream

10 percent of women long for carbs, such as pasta and bread

7 percent of women desire protein-rich foods, such as fish and meat

Now there are two things I must do: 1 - Pat myself on the back for discovering, with the help of this list, that I wasn't nearly as ignorant about women as I thought I was, and 2 - Go bang out some quick sets of bench press, fix a car, punch some dude in the face, and throw a 90mph fastball in order to restore my manliness. Maybe I'll pick up a different magazine while I'm at it. Guns and Ammo sounds good.