The 5: Don't be THAT person at the gym
Posted on May 12th 2008 3:28PM by Chris Sparling
I typically don't pay much attention to the cleanliness of a gym, whether or not their music selection sucks, or even if they have TVs in the cardio room. One thing I do notice -- usually not on purpose, but because it's so hard not to notice -- are the people around me. As dialed into my workout as I usually am, I still can't help but be distracted sometimes when I see, hear, or smell something that's just plain wrong. I've written about gym etiquette in the past, but some of the things I mentioned certainly bear repeating. Plus, there are a few other tidbits of information that I feel are worth adding to the list, chief among them being the five listed below.
1. Unless you're lifting bar-bending amounts of weight, keep your grunting and screaming under control. There's nothing wrong with showing a little effort, but there's no need to showcase the fact that you're lifting 35-pound dumbbells, either.
2. Don't fart. Plain and simple. Sure, one may sneak out of you once and a while, which is perfectly normal and, depending upon your company, no big deal at all. But, if you keep blasting them out over and over again, you're going to make a bunch of people upset and grossed out.
3. Keep your eyes to yourself. Don't ogle people while they're working out, regardless of how attractive you -- or they -- think they are. Not only is it a bit creepy, but it can make people feel self-conscious. Gyms are great places to meet like-minded people, but the same general manners of everyday life still apply (as in, it's not polite to stare).
4. Wear appropriate clothing. For guys, maybe think twice about wearing those loose-fitting basketball shorts if you plan on doing overhead leg lifts; chances are they'll slide down your legs and let everyone see ... more of you than they would care to. For ladies, well, I really don't have any suggestions. I'm a guy, so what do I really know about appropriate clothing for women? I'll leave this open to comments by the female readers.
5. Wear deodorant. Nothing can disrupt a workout faster than the constant smell of B.O. Keep in mind, when people are working out, they're usually breathing heavier than they normally do. So, if you stink, everyone else can't help but to vigorously suck in your stench. If you even question whether you're a little ripe or not, err on the side of caution and give yourself a couple swipes of the IL' Right Guard.
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