A healthy trade on Valentine's Day

I haven't been eating chocolate or other sweets for a while now. So I didn't get any gooey delights on Valentine's Day. I did get a pretty decadent and mouth-watering gift, though. I got a gift certificate for a shopping spree. Why?

"For more reasons than I can fit on this coupon," wrote my husband on his fancy handmade treat. "For one, you deserve it," he continued. "Most of all, three guys' lives would not be so bright, wonderful, and loving. Happy Valentine's Day."

At the bottom of my gift are three very important words: "No questions asked." What a gift. I get to shop with all my heart and answer to no one. In my book, there's nothing better, not even chocolate.