Well, darlings, it's not that I don't love me some sweaty celebs, it's just that it's time for me to move on. To big things. You know, like talking about snacking celebs, shopping celebs, snarky celebs. Really gripping stuff like that.

Not to worry! The That's Fit folk will keep you in the know, so check back for lots more of this high fructose corn syrup minus all the junkie stuff.

Now, on to my final bits of business here at We Love to Gawk:

Goodbye, Gwen! Please, sweets, kiss off the excruciating, incessant dieting mentality. Keep fit, stay strong, be healthy...sure! But let's not raise up another generation of 12-year olds who feel that they must attain a certain oft-unattainable body size. Um, like yours.

Take a bow, Tori! Or rather, a boa.Tori Spelling's all lined up to be a guest Pussycat Doll tonight (TONIGHT!) at Pure in Las Vegas. I've done some burlesque and it is definitely a work out, so I give Tori all kinds of cred for getting her tease on. Slam me if you must but somehow, I just don't think Tori taking it (mostly) off is going to have the same sex appeal as Pamela Anderson or Carmen Electra. I'm just saying.

If your even an eense bit skeptical about burlesque being a great way to get fit, take a peak at Ms. Dita Von Teese. Meow!

Scoot along, Uma. I know this is an eco-friendly ride, but does it count as exercise? I mean, can a celeb get or stay fit one leg at a time? I bet she'd go faster if she was running and wearing a smaller cap. But that's just a guess.

Ride into the sunset, Brad. The bearded half of Brangelina takes a bike break from his busy schedule as a dad and activist...oh yeah, and actor. Even if he's actually filming a movie and on a funky cycle and on set and in a suit, I think this still counts as burning cals, don't you?

Take a bow, C-listers! Lots of celebs will be doing the quick step into better shape as they train and compete on Dancing with the Stars (did you watch?). My eyes will be locked on Mel B of Spice Girl and Eddie Murphy baby mama fame and good old Marie Osmond, who I think will be both sweet and fierce on the floor. Of course, the big adios was to model Josie Moran this week but we will be watching to see who sticks around for more sambaing.

Pssst! We also love to gawk at fit celeb's trainers. Although their not giving away any juicy goss here, they are giving up some sage advice on how they whip those stars into film and paparazzi-fighting shape.


That's all for now. Keep on gawking in the real world, my fit friends!