We Love to Gawk at Fit Celebs Weekly Round-Up: Put up your dukes edition

This week it was all about bad-assness among the fit-minded celebs. Watch out, because these ladies are all about bicep curls, baked chips and business!

Pamela Anderson's body is cut like a knife! Check out these pics but ignore ignore ignore the ridiculous comments about she has a baby bump. Whatev! I am so freaking tired of people automatically tagging any semblance of softness whatsoever as a pregnancy alert. I'm a sucker for the well-toned ass dimple and only Pammy could hold all that PA-DOW together with a few triangles and string. Go on, mama!

Liz Kelly's verbally HI-YAH-ing Maxim mag (which should totally burn calories, at least in my book). She calls them out on their latest list of the ten least appealing women, which speaks not only to the idiocy of whatever editor or writer came up with that idea and actually put those debasing thoughts to keyboard, but also the need to fill space or something irritating I don't want to give any more thought to. Props to Liz for standing up for the gorgeous and talented women like America Ferrera, Pam Grier and Tina Fey (lurrrrrve them) on the page.

Maria Sharapova hits the court hardcore. I admit, I love reading what the tennis pro(m queen) has to say about healthy (and real) eating and hitting the gym lots more than I love sitting through a (zzzzz) tennis match on TV. Finally, an athlete talks sensibly about making exercise fun and enjoying food. Is it just me or she smokin' hot in that tennis dress?

Jessica Simpson's strong-arming schmancy purses and head-butting gargantuan earrings. Hey, at least this workoutfit is better than the roller derby-wannabe gear (which was more 80s roller derby than the goth glam roller derby this side of the millennium) she was sporting earlier this summer. I know, I know...she is clearly not working out with the carry-on luggage and she clearly looks very toned and smiley. She looks great and I am pretty sure that after all that Newlyweds, Nick Lachey, John Mayer, Dukes of Hazard disastrous business, she can take a wee bit of teasing.

Cameron Diaz attacks some (healthy) snacks. Seriously, is she even allowed to eat? I haven't yet confirmed that's allowed during daylight hours in Hollywood. In the meantime, Cameron's a We Love to Gawk fave because she seems to be as fierce about fitness as she is about fashion and bad boys. You know what is sweet? I love blue corn chips, too! Just like Cammy! And I also love water! Just like Cammy! See? We're only a few dozen movies, gajillions of dollars and some enviously hot, skanky nights with JT away from being twins.

Lauren Conrad's bringing down waves. The Hills star did a little boogie-boarding to cast off the stress of...her internship? Her constant camera-ready look of endearing befuddlement? Her quest for a guy slightly less nerve-grating than Evil Spencer? Having lunch and playing with her hair and appearing in People magazine? Hmmm. Nevertheless, while she's tussling with the turf, I'll be watching my fourth The Hills marathon and wondering why it is so dang addictive.

Madonna's kicking stands and taking names. That Madonna! She's such an A student! Not only did she complete her daily workout at the gym, she got in a little cardio boost by biking home. Just in case her biceps aren't enough to intimidate, check out Madonna's bad-grrrl biking outfit. Someone please send her a helmet emblazoned with a big old diamond M to complete the look.