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We Love to Gawk at Fit Celebs Weekly Round-Up: Stand up for your right to paddle edition
Posted on Aug 31st 2007 10:47AM by Jessica Ashley
Sound the horns and roll out the yoga mats! We Love to Gawk is making its triumphant return. Thanks to all of you who sent the postcards scribbled out with "Wish you were here" and "Miss You XOXO." It got to us, really. (OK, the only postcards that arrived were in the form of emails from the producer that read something along the lines of "When the hell are you going to get back in the celebrity goss game, lazy pants?!" I kid, I kid. I've been far too busy doing lunges and roller-blading to take crap from my producer, write this feature or read postcards. Also, kidding). So, onward and upward to the fascinatingly mundane fitness routines of celebs you love, hate and read about obsessively anyway:
- Jennifer Aniston's standing up. And this isn't just big news because all of her precarious relationships with hot men. While in Hawaii with BFF Courtney Cox-Arquette, she's paddling while standing in sort of an African Queen type of exercise that proves how hawt she is. Who else (aside from Angelina, people!) would look sleek, toned and oh-so cool doing this stuff?
- Posh hates the gym, confirming my thoughts that the little indentation in her booty is caused from walking in monster heels rather than doing squats. But you know what does garner my sympathy? Her bum's too small for bicycle seats. That's just sad, y'all.
- Jessica Alba's just endeared herself to the teenage and frat boy populations even more. Not that it was necessary. She's not only buff as hell, she's now using Wii to get her game on.
- Reese gets in a jog in her Brentwood neighborhood. I love to see the celebs, who could and surely do all kinds of crazy exercisey stuff (yes, Jennifer, I mean you), keeping it simple. I've adored Reese since before the 'Election' years, but yowza! She's looking might fine these days. Go on, mama.
- Ashley Tisdale (who is she again?) is a curve-lovin' cardio-in-moderation kinda gal. Note to self: Stop being so freaking old and out of it and get on the 'High School Musical' bus already.
