Count calories with the chocolate calculator

I'm the kind of person that likes to buy the right gear for every new endeavor. If I'm going running, I want the super-cool, moisture-wicking mesh shorts and shoes that count my miles; when I'm cooking, I like to use as many culinary gadgets as possible -- why cut up garlic like a chump when you can use a garlic press instead?

So, if I were counting calories, I'd want this chocolate calculator -- or, "Chocolator," as it's referred to by its manufacturers.

As far as I can tell, it doesn't do anything more than a normal calculator, and you couldn't eat it (or, I guess you could, but the wiring would probably make you a sick), but sometimes buying yourself a little present can give you some umph when starting a new project.

And hey -- if it helps you cut down the calories and stick to your diet, it's worth it.