Japanese Monstrosity: Pizza Hut's Double Roll Pizza

I was pretty shocked to see this pizza ad from Japan over at Fitsugar. It's like a bunch of people got together and made a list of the top 5 foods in the world and put them all together with a flashy ad daring people to eat it. It reminds me of when I was little and I would stir up a bunch of the grossest things I could find in the fridge and try to convince my little brother to eat the concoction. Except this is worse because I bet people actually eat it. And I bet they enjoy it too.

Here's what it is: a 12-inch cheese pizza with a bunch of veggies on it, with a crust that consists of 12 pigs in blankets, 12 cheese rolls, topped off with bacon, ham, Italian sausage and hamburger patties. Fitsugar did the math and they estimated it to be about 5100 calories for the whole thing, which is lower than I thought -- I would've guessed 10,000. The only way they could make it worse for you is by deep-frying the whole thing. Which I hope to god they don't.

Is this really what the Japanese think we North Americans eat?